Never run out of t-paper anymore!
Print it yourself in your homeoffice!
The solution for virus-induced shortage of toilet tissue, sanitary paper, loo rolls, how ever you want to name it…Don’t worry about running out of paper or even having to go out and look for it anymore !
Just download the PDF and print your own !!
Pay once 14 € and print unlimited.
Or consider the package deal: unlimited toiletpaper plus 1 Audio CD “Deeper Green”, featuring Nils-Petter Molvaer and Susanne Abbuehl for only 1 € extra !!
Get unlimited sanitary tissues and some fine improvised music to get through your isolation period NOW !
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The solution for virus-induced shortage of toilet tissue, sanitary paper, balblabla...
Pay 14 € once and print unlimited!!!
OR
for just 1 € more, consider the new package deal “ISOLATION”
All of the above (The PDF for unlimited prints of toilet paper, The solution for virus-induced shortage of toilet tissue, sanitary paper, loo rolls, how ever you want to name it…) plus my Audio CD “Deeper Green”!!
Spend your social distancing time in the safety of your private premises, equipped with not only an unlimited stock of sanitary tissue but also some of the finest free improvised music there is. What more could you wish for?
Any prepper's dream coming true, for the small price of 15 € (plus shipping)
now go wash your hands & stay inside !